Monday

FCC is going to shit on your freedoms

You know, before net neutrality became a thing under Obama, class act ISP's like verizon and comcast were throttling your your connection. Sure you felt ashamed watching the kardashian show, but you payed so it would actually work on your internet connection you were paying hard earned money for, and the same for netflix. Now without Obama, in Trump's version of America where hate and puke inducing Tweets by the "sober" president at 3 f'ing am in the morning are common place. Where the president is affecting our love of sports. Where Elephant heads and tusks can be imported to America. Where we are investing in fossil fuels rather than renewable energy. Where education, social security, medicare, and not getting even more fucked on taxes are no longer even in the conversation. But now? Our internet freedoms are going bye bye. Fuck an entire country over for a few people, that's the golden way Trump. I miss, respect, and revere you Obama.

Under the assumption that net neutrality is dead, as it will be on thursday, what will be the first move to F you over tax paying americans? Will the isp rates go up? Will your netfilx subscription go up because they have to pay a billion dollars a year to isp's for "fast lanes", so the high speed internet you are already paying for will actually steam fast enough to to be able to watch something? Will your xbox and playstation network yearly subscriptions go up because they have to do the same? Pass on the Unsavings! Unsavings for all of us who are already paying!

Will you have to pay your isp 9 bucks more a month to view reddit? Will you be able to see this comcast blog, do you think comcast won't black list this shit? Enjoy it now and leave some comments please. Will you be able to create a new website you hosted yourself? No. Will small competitors be able to pay the huge fees ips's will charge just to be "available" on your network? No. Will this hurt the economy? Yes.

Does net neutrality harm the disabled and elderly you ask and the head of the FCC has suggested? No. Emergencies currently already get fast lanes, why because its fucking god damn life and DEATH INVOLVED. Nobody is hurting because of net neutrality other than ISP's making double, triple, quadruple their money! You, him, her, and all of the regular people are the ones getting FUCKED.

FUCK you comcast, fuck you verizon, fuck you sprint, fuck you cox, fuck you atnt, fuck YOU TUMP, FUCK YOU FCC, FUCK YOU ajit pai fucking pussy sellout.

Please pour out a little liquor as we mourn freedom on the internet. And never forget this BS, there will be more fights to come and we need to band together!

Wednesday

this is my first post, I'm so excited I can't even believe it!!!

Poker, it is one of the greatest games played by moustached men everywhere. Having a moustache while playing poker can help disguise your next move during the game, distract non-moustached people of our sheer awesomeness of our ’stashes, and it also appeals to the ladies :-)

While playing poker at one of the greatest tournaments in the world: The Moustache Poker Finals. I finally was dealt the greatest hand, the royal flush. But when looking closer at my cards, I noticed that one of the cards looked kinda odd. One of the kings in the suites is a traitor to the moustache world, the King of Hearts… HE DOES NOT HAVE A MOUSTASHE!

I thought maybe that this have been a mistake, a misprint, or a worn card. I went though other decks I had around the house, and they all have the same thing. What kind of mockery is this?!? Am I delusional?!! This must be some kind of conspiracy by the Anti-Moustashe League? Did the card companies go into association with the straight razor companies? We need to investigate further to find out the bottom of this conundrum.